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Small bathroom upgrades. Better-informed choices.

Start with the job: a quieter seat, a water-wash attachment, or the everyday paper supply.

Compare the options

Manufacturer facts. Practical tradeoffs. No hands-on testing or paid rankings.

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Replacement toilet seat

TOTO SoftClose SoftClose SS124 Elongated Seat

The TOTO SS124 is an elongated SoftClose seat. The linked SS124#01 option is Cotton White. It has no electric bidet functions. [1]

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Linked option: SS124#01, elongated, Cotton White.

May suit you if
You want an elongated replacement seat with a slow-closing mechanism.
Consider another option if
You have a round toilet or are looking for a warm-water wash.
Check before buying
Check the toilet’s fit requirements, mounting measurements, and color before buying.
Full product reference ↗Read the manufacturer details ↗

Non-electric bidet attachment

LUXE Bidet NEO 120

The original LUXE NEO 120 is a cold-water attachment with one rear-wash nozzle. It fits under a compatible existing seat and requires a plumbing connection. [2]

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Linked option: Original NEO 120, White, single rear-wash nozzle (not Plus).

May suit you if
You want a simple water wash without adding an electrical outlet.
Consider another option if
You want heated water, a heated seat, a dryer, or a dedicated front-wash nozzle.
Check before buying
Use our full bidet guide to compare fit and installation against the electric TOTO S5.
Full product reference ↗Read the manufacturer details ↗

Everyday toilet paper

Who Gives A Crap 100% Bamboo Toilet Paper

Who Gives A Crap’s bamboo toilet paper is 3-ply. The linked Amazon pack is listed as 48 rolls with 370 sheets per roll. [3]

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Linked option: 48 rolls, 370 sheets per roll, 3-ply.

May suit you if
You want to compare a larger paper order with your storage and household needs.
Consider another option if
You lack storage or prefer a smaller pack or different paper material.
Check before buying
Check the exact Amazon pack; the manufacturer also sells other pack sizes. No cost-per-use or savings claim is implied.
Full product reference ↗Read the manufacturer details ↗

Read the full bidet buying guide: TOTO S5 vs. LUXE NEO 120 ↗

PACK THE PLAN, TOO.

Three things to decide first.

  1. Measure toilet shape and mounting space before replacing a seat or adding an attachment.
  2. A SoftClose seat is a seat; it does not add a bidet wash. A non-electric attachment uses your existing seat.
  3. Compare exact sizes and quantities at the retailer. Prices and stock change.

A few practical questions.

Will the TOTO seat fit a round toilet?

The linked SS124#01 is elongated. Do not order it for a round bowl without confirming an appropriate model with the manufacturer.

Which bidet should I choose?

The dedicated bidet guide compares the electric TOTO S5 and non-electric LUXE NEO 120, including power, plumbing, temperature, fit, and limitations.

Are these tested recommendations?

No. We compare manufacturer information and explain tradeoffs. We have not performed hands-on testing or assigned ratings.

Where the facts come from.

Manufacturer information checked October 28, 2026. Suitability notes are our editorial judgment, not tests, medical advice, or guaranteed results. Check the exact item and instructions before buying. Illustrations elsewhere on this site show categories, not exact products.

  1. TOTO SoftClose SoftClose SS124 Elongated Seat — manufacturer details
  2. LUXE Bidet NEO 120 — manufacturer details
  3. Who Gives A Crap 100% Bamboo Toilet Paper — manufacturer details

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